Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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