I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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