Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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