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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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