Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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