weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
only if we run a train.
done.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Randomize
