Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Randomize
