I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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