Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Randomize