the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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