I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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