No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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