i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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