I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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