Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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