Don't make out with my wife yet
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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