Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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