# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
COCAINE IS GR8
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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