If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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