Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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