Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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