i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
