the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I am mentally ready for anal.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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