my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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