It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
not ubering you a puppy
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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