She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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