oh god the rape fog is back!
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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