You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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