This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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