honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Non-Jews are for practice
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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