yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Randomize