we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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