Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
