Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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