That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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