after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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