Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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