just tell him i said nine months
where am i from again
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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