I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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