I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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