Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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