Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize