So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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