I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
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I need you to use more vowels.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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