I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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