I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
We named our party play list daddy issues
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
