Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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