at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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