yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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