Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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