I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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