Its about making memories worth repressing
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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