I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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