return my video game
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Randomize
