I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
You ate ashes out of my bong
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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