gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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